updates:
Tuesday, December 31, 2002 10:51 PMnew year. 2003.
downtown montpeculiar was 'blowin up' tonight. fireworks, people handin out buttons about 86in war on iraq. i was on the roof for the fire works, the mirror ball in front of the courthouse hasn't dropped yet, b/c it doesn't actually drop. midnight is past vermont's bedtime. see ya'll in 2003. (link to this post)
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1:20 PM
oooo mommy!
actually it's 'U-M-A-M-I,' but when chef andre says it he sounds like a frenchman in a strip club. also when he says 'shit' it sounds like 'sheet,' just like the french kid in the south park movie. chef andre wants us to think he hates us because we're stupid. but i think it's because he's jealous of our nation's culture. (link to this post)
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Monday, December 30, 2002 1:26 PM
"where in florida are you from?"
"tallahassee, ma'am."
"wow, that's great. what is this?"
"it's a 9mm. empty the register into this bag, please."
"why do you wear a nametag while robbing people?"
"oh shit! haha! i was wondering how you knew i was from florida."
"it says so on your name tag, James."
"right. okay...um..."
"so your gig is up, as they say. i guess i'll just put this money back and..."
"no no! wait! um....okay okay. 'how do you know i'm wearing the right name tag?'"
"good point. here you go."
"thank you, um, Nancy."
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