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Thursday, June 12, 2008 11:05 AMtoday's featured picture on wikipedia
oh snap! yumyum yumyum. "bavarian sweet mustard?" oh my gosh that sounds amazing!
sorry i don't update much anymore. i hope i don't get kicked out of melissa's meeting b/c i only updated twitter like once last month.
i love mustard so much. i was looking at that picture this morning and there was a knock on the door. i put on my bathrobe and opened the door for a nice 40-something church lady who apologized for waking me up. i assured her she hadn't, that i worked nights and that i was already up anyway and was about to tell her i was looking at mustard pictures when i decided she would take that as an invitation to talk more so i kept it to myself. she was nice and let me go after asking me if i thought the bible was useful or outdated. i wanted to quote that mark twain quote but i couldn't think of it and wanted to close the door anyway so i just said "i think the bible is very useful and have a pleasant day, ma'am, thank you for coming over" then i smiled and closed the door.
"It is full of interest. It has noble poetry in it; and some clever fables; and some blood-drenched history; and some good morals; and a wealth of obscenity; and upwards of a thousand lies." -Mark Twain on The Bible
"...a man can't know what turnips are in perfection without mustard." -Mark Twain on mustard
Labels: crazy people, mustard, religion
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