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Thursday, July 24, 2008 11:00 AM

ponder for america chooses a running mate

as some of you faithful readers may already know, we at ponder for america have reached across the aisle and offered to walk down the aisle with the lovely & talented Allison Elliott. Bipartisanship. At least now i will always know who cancels my vote.

the decision was made purely because i wanted an excuse to research diamond rings without seeming gay. turns out they are just as shiny and expensive as i thought! you go girl!

in a related story, Allison agreed to join the ticket. this is probably the biggest news i have ever posted on this webpage except for maybe when my spacebar was gunked up back in '02.

I think that actual physical paper invitations will be sent out to the old and the computerless and to the people whose email i don't know. whom's email? who's email? help me on that last sentence it seems wack. if you are reading this webpage you are probably coming to the best wedding all time. sorry to people whom's weddings i've been to and were awesome. i'm not hating on you i'm just excited. also, people with email addresses that i don't know should contact me, which is easy.

i would like to thank all the people who's misery, apprehension, puzzlement, anger, scornfulness, sorrow & apathy are filling up the emotion box and leaving me a jelly-filled sprinkly doughnut of happiness for the car ride. you guys are the best!

speaking of, the olivers are visiting cape san blas! oh snap!

look for exciting new developments in the days weeks and months to come.

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