updates:

Monday, September 15, 2008 2:10 PM

erik is staying on top of stuff for us. i can't wait to see his command center in NYC!

so i haven't updated in a while, but it's not your fault. we just run in differnet circles (like facebook/myspace/twitter/whatevercrazyshitmeadowslingisonaboutthisweek) and i'm kind of busy trying to figure out my new phone, Touch Push. which reminds me, everybody has to call me so i have your phone numbers, and you want me to have your phone numbers.

the official date for the wedding is Feb 28, 2009. i have been entertaining myself looking at cool party favor type stuff to have at the reception, and i think you will all enjoy. but this is the deal, i need you guys to generate some cool graphic design-y like logo looking thing to print on the stuff. otherwise it's just going to say "Allison & James" in some lame font like Curlz MT. i know you all have photoshop, so make something that will look good on a cocktail napkin.

it's going to be so much fun hanging out with you guys. i never see you guys anymore. and i think it's giving me a headache. also, i drink to much soda water, according to the health food lady. she has me taking these vitamin b12 "sublinguals" because carbonation is bad in the massive quantities i slurp it. plus, this time of year i'm supposed to get massive doses of vitamin FSU, but it looks as if even my long lost non-relative Christian has decided to phone this year in. watch this youtube video, current seminoles, this is what i would like to see, if it's not to much trouble:
Charlie Ward treats miami the way they deserve to be treated

anyways, it's a good thing i have celestial seasonings tension tamer tea to help me pass out at night.

please notice that the picture on the box is a lady riding a dragon. the tea has catnip in it, and it makes me get all blissed out and sleepy, no lie. i call it "chasing the dragon."

i'm serious about the photoshop competition. i'm not expecting anything as amazing as the obama O, but somebody please make something really cool. matt, mama gramling, paul, kathe i am looking in your direction. if you still read my webpage, that is

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Tuesday, April 15, 2008 12:10 AM

jibberish/my karma has avenged someone

clip of tom jones and janis joplin singing a song that is apparently called "raise your hand." i would like to thank tamara for posting this on my facebook funwall, and i would have forwarded it to everyone, but then i decided to post it here, where 3 people will see it.


points of interest:
0:27 - 0:39 "no no nole / you better gift up, of the donut from the stand/ and raze old man/ fuckin rae-yay-lay o raerm may urn (back spasm)"

1:33 janis screeches and tom jones retaliates with an equally crazy screech, at which point the people sitting on the ground doing lemaze get up and begin to convulse

1:50 someone whistles and both tom and janis look around to see who it was and where they are

2:20 janis attempts to 'back it up' on tom jones while he gracefully executes the 'matador on ecstasy.' at this point they start looping the footage, presumably because the rest of the dancing was too lewdly retarded

3:00 during the call and response segment, tom tells janis he'd like to bake a pizza on her


and just so we're clear, i hold both these performers in very high esteem. i also think sometimes it's really hard to understand them.

meanwhile, mattman got married, which is way awesome. if i knew where there were pictures i would post the link. i was late, but i did have to drive through four counties to get there. long time readers will be happy to know that the round trip was completed without incident. i am now back in franklin county, searching for the person who scratched my car while mattman enjoys wedded bliss. this is because mattman is a very good person, i am kind of an asshole, and all of us live in a just and fair world. that includes you, car-scratcher. i look forward to falsifying your sense of security somehow.

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Tuesday, April 01, 2008 9:50 PM

zombitus outbreak in mobile, al



i saw dead people in alabama. it was less creepy than you would think. and i got a mylar burger balloon that is on my facebook now. all told, a fun trip with my fun bosses.

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Friday, January 11, 2008 1:52 PM


hello! looks like 2008 is going to stick around for a while.

i was going through the back log of unpublished ponder for america posts. man, i was crazy last year. 2008 will be different. 2008 is a funny looking year.

i've been playing poker on facebook lately, as most of you probably know b/c you're my facebook friends. the 'player chat' feature cracks me up.

i want to know what everybody thinks of when they think of valentine's day food. best meal you ever had on valentine's day.

erik, sorry i forgot to call you back last night. emily, i thought of someone who would be good for your project.

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Friday, December 28, 2007 10:49 AM

happy last year

you guys, i hope that 2008 is as awesome for all of us as 2007 was for me. i haven't enjoyed a year this much since like 99 or 02. i look forward to finding out cool stuff that happens to you guys and getting superpoked on facebook more. also, be on the lookout for more promised projects i will never complete! take some time today to remember famous people who have passed on, and, as an exercise in positivity, think of 3 nice things to say about them. for example:
-ike turner played altamont while jerry garcia ran away in his "whirly bird"
-ike turner donated a sequined jumpsuit to the stax records museum
-and ike turner was not a serial killer
see! i can even think of three nice things to say about ike turner! don't think i could do four, but that's not the exercise.
anyway, i want to thank all of the people who have made 2007 so memorable for me, this includes all you haters out there. thank you for allowing me to brush you off! happy last year!

Funny Pictures

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