updates:

Monday, September 15, 2008 2:10 PM

erik is staying on top of stuff for us. i can't wait to see his command center in NYC!

so i haven't updated in a while, but it's not your fault. we just run in differnet circles (like facebook/myspace/twitter/whatevercrazyshitmeadowslingisonaboutthisweek) and i'm kind of busy trying to figure out my new phone, Touch Push. which reminds me, everybody has to call me so i have your phone numbers, and you want me to have your phone numbers.

the official date for the wedding is Feb 28, 2009. i have been entertaining myself looking at cool party favor type stuff to have at the reception, and i think you will all enjoy. but this is the deal, i need you guys to generate some cool graphic design-y like logo looking thing to print on the stuff. otherwise it's just going to say "Allison & James" in some lame font like Curlz MT. i know you all have photoshop, so make something that will look good on a cocktail napkin.

it's going to be so much fun hanging out with you guys. i never see you guys anymore. and i think it's giving me a headache. also, i drink to much soda water, according to the health food lady. she has me taking these vitamin b12 "sublinguals" because carbonation is bad in the massive quantities i slurp it. plus, this time of year i'm supposed to get massive doses of vitamin FSU, but it looks as if even my long lost non-relative Christian has decided to phone this year in. watch this youtube video, current seminoles, this is what i would like to see, if it's not to much trouble:
Charlie Ward treats miami the way they deserve to be treated

anyways, it's a good thing i have celestial seasonings tension tamer tea to help me pass out at night.

please notice that the picture on the box is a lady riding a dragon. the tea has catnip in it, and it makes me get all blissed out and sleepy, no lie. i call it "chasing the dragon."

i'm serious about the photoshop competition. i'm not expecting anything as amazing as the obama O, but somebody please make something really cool. matt, mama gramling, paul, kathe i am looking in your direction. if you still read my webpage, that is

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Thursday, July 24, 2008 11:00 AM

ponder for america chooses a running mate

as some of you faithful readers may already know, we at ponder for america have reached across the aisle and offered to walk down the aisle with the lovely & talented Allison Elliott. Bipartisanship. At least now i will always know who cancels my vote.

the decision was made purely because i wanted an excuse to research diamond rings without seeming gay. turns out they are just as shiny and expensive as i thought! you go girl!

in a related story, Allison agreed to join the ticket. this is probably the biggest news i have ever posted on this webpage except for maybe when my spacebar was gunked up back in '02.

I think that actual physical paper invitations will be sent out to the old and the computerless and to the people whose email i don't know. whom's email? who's email? help me on that last sentence it seems wack. if you are reading this webpage you are probably coming to the best wedding all time. sorry to people whom's weddings i've been to and were awesome. i'm not hating on you i'm just excited. also, people with email addresses that i don't know should contact me, which is easy.

i would like to thank all the people who's misery, apprehension, puzzlement, anger, scornfulness, sorrow & apathy are filling up the emotion box and leaving me a jelly-filled sprinkly doughnut of happiness for the car ride. you guys are the best!

speaking of, the olivers are visiting cape san blas! oh snap!

look for exciting new developments in the days weeks and months to come.

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